Probably not what you think.
All this is reminding me of the time Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off. Tyson was losing a boxing match, you see, and in desperation he bit his opponent's ear, hard enough to remove a largish section of it. Even in the world of boxing, this attracted some attention, but Iron Mike had an excuse. He was, he explained, overcome at the thought of his children having to see him lose. He had to do something.
"Yeah?" retorted Holyfield. "What about my kids? Their dad has an ear that looks like a damn doberman's!"
What,you may ask, does this weird little story have to do with same-sex marriage?
Good points all.